Not me Monday!

I did not steam clean my carpet in the same place three times only to still have dirty water coming up! Not around here because I have an immaculate house. I wouldn't have paid to get into Caden's football game with nickles, dimes and quarters I dug out of the car - yes, I have to pay to watch him play! I also never would have lost Trace's glasses at his soccer game when I folded up my chair forgetting they were in the cup holder. Of course those same glasses also couldn't have later been found on a nearby picnic table (because I never would have lost them!). I never would have bought my daughter's Christmas gift at Value Village - let alone be proud of it! Nope, not me. Strictly a boutique shopper here. And finally, I would NEVER lie to my children! I wouldn't fathom telling Trace he is really good at math while silently thinking the poor kid got my math genes! Nor would I ever tell him that, "I'd love to hear him practice his trumpet!" Because he is getting so good after four whole weeks. Pure honesty around this house!