Not Me. Nope.

This past week I did not sit around in my pajamas until noon more days than not. I did not allow Paige to watch t.v. all morning so that I could work on digital scrapbooking. There is no chance I went to a funeral and called it boring! I certainly did not skip changing my kids beds for the second week in a row. I did not give Paige ice cream before lunch. And I most definately did not tell a Washington State Health Department surveyor that I only eat veggies once a week and salad once a month. I was not lying when I told him I have at least one fruit a day either! I absolutely, positively did not alter the above picture in any way to make myself look skinnier!